Thursday, July 1, 2010

Gore believes his Nobel “Piece Prize” has benefits!

The reason behind the Gore divorce is coming into clarity!

When Al Gore received the Nobel “Peace Prize” he obviously believed it said “Piece Prize” because he felt obliged to get a “little somethin, somethin” from a Portland, Oregon masseuse in 2007.

As it is typical for the Portland Police (from little Moscow on the Willamette) they did not have the political will to warrant a formal investigation into the serious sexual allegations against the liberal icon. Just as Lewinski had her “blue dress” with semen stains from the “liar in chief” bodily fluids on her garment, so does this young lady (except it’s jeans and not a dress) that purportedly captured gores spores.

It should also be noted that Gore’s definition of “Global Warming” should now include a new dynamic (warming up to her globes) that is of course up to interpretation of what the word “is”, is!

Once again, the “National Inquirer” has scooped the Main Stream Media on the story and has now identified the 54 year old victim with the revelation that it no long a “he said, she said” case because according to the Inquirer the victim stated “"I want justice served," Hagerty said as she reveals the key witness who could blow the case wide open, the secret hotel video surveillance and the DNA evidence!

As the Portland Police Department was caught “flat footed” (no pun intended) in their egregious non-handling of this sex crime they have since “re-opened their investigation” into the matter. It kinda sounds like the recent mass murder suspect in the University of Alabama, Huntsville police case in the suspects 1980’s death of her brother.

While Gore has now come out and “unequivocally and categorically denies” any wrongdoing we will have to wait and see if a warrant for DNA is served on the future “sex offender” registry candidate.

I can only wonder if he ever thought that when he was stripping for his "piece prize" that he would actually be stripped of the other "Peace Prize" if convicted?

1 comment:

  1. He has proven himself once again to be a classy guy.